Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
Aquarius (January 21 - February 19)
Happy birthday, Aquarius! But don’t party too hard; just kick back and keep it simple. Maybe, as a present to yourself, do something nice for someone you love. He or she will appreciate it and buy you a better gift!
Gemini (May 22 - June 20)
Gemini, your time is best served playing referee in an argument between those you love. But be careful not to get caught in the crossfire! No one will hesitate to shoot a slow-moving and nosy messenger.
Libra (September 24 - October 23)
Since you’re great in a group, Libra, try going to a new place and meeting someone. Going out in the world is never a bad thing, and you can try out that joke you’ve been practicing in front of the mirror all week.
Pisces (February 20 - March 20)
You’re very passionate, Pisces, so try showing off something you love. Dance in the middle of the street, sing at the top of your lungs, or make an insane painting by throwing some acrylics at a canvas. You may annoy some passersby, but your creativity will get noticed.
Cancer (June 21 - July 23)
Cancer, you’ve seen many ups and downs in your life, so do what you know is a sure thing. No, I don’t mean file your taxes. Hang out with someone who is always there for you. And hey, he might even pay this time!
Scorpio (October 24 - November 22)
Hey master of disguise, give all the secrecy a break. Reveal yourself to someone who has been trying to figure you out for a long time. They deserve it and you owe it to yourself.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Quit being so bossy, Aries! Everything will come to you in time. If it doesn’t, that happens too. Let someone else be in charge for once and give yourself a much-needed break.
Leo (July 24 - August 23)
Is your wallet looking a little thin right now, Leo? Take a break from the shopping before your closet turns on you. We talked last night and it’s not too happy about the way you’ve been shoving it closed lately.
Sagittarius (November 23 - December 21)
Being loyal is never a bad thing. But be sure that this relationship isn’t doing you more harm than good. It’s time to start looking out for number one!
Taurus (April 20 - May 21)
Taurus, it’s time for you to start living in the real world again. I know it’s hard, but take a good look around. The world is not all candy and rainbows. Being happy is great, but not when it makes you ignore what’s right in front of your face.
Virgo (August 24 - September 23)
You are so obsessive it’s ridiculous. No, really Virgo, it’s ridiculous. Loosen up a little. You’ve been staring at that crooked picture on your wall for days. As the Beatles said, “Let it Be.”
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Capricorn, there’s no point in pretending you don’t care. It may be easier for you, but in the end, everyone gets hurt either way. I know I sound a little like your mother, but do what you know you should have done all along.
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