Bi-Weekly Horoscopes

Fire Signs

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Compatible with: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini
Happy Birthday Aries! Don’t ruin it with self-sabotage. Mr./Ms. Wrong is headed in your direction. Do yourself a favor and take the long way home.

Leo (July 24 - August 23)
Compatible with: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra
You’re not really sure whether the person you’ve been Facebook-stalking likes you. If it’s not clear soon, move on.

Sagittarius (November 23 - December 21)
Compatible with: Aries, Leo, Libra
Sad to say, this season your hottest crushes will be in your dreams. Continue as you are, but don’t be surprised if nothing works out.


Earth Signs

Taurus (April 20 - May 21)
Compatible with: Virgo, Capricorn, Taurus
Hey, isn’t that your current love interest getting closer and closer to you? Take a shot! Your window is closing.

Virgo (August 24 - September 23)
Compatible with: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio
Sympathy will get you everywhere. Take a chance; cozy up to that cutie you see frowning on the bench in front of your favorite study spot.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Compatible with: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
Your new relationship will be a challenge, but make sure he or she's not so self-absorbed that they forget you’re in the car and lock you in by accident.


Air Signs

Aquarius (January 21 - February 19)
Compatible with: Gemini, Sagittarius, Libra
Got an ex who won’t leave you alone? Pretending you have someone new in your life is NOT the solution. Even if you do, don’t hide behind him or her.

Gemini (May 22 - June 20)
Compatible with: Libra, Aquarius, Leo
There are multiple people involved in your love life. This does not make you a pimp or a ho. Don’t choose one person just yet.

Libra (September 24 - October 23)
Compatible with: Gemini, Aquarius, Sagittarius
You’re going to have to let the hotties come to you. Sit back and watch the parade go by; eventually, it will stop in your town.


Water Signs

Pisces (February 20 - March 20)
Compatible with: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn
Things are going swimmingly with your new romantic interest. You’ll also feel a boost creatively. Just don’t go painting a second Mona Lisa in his or her honor.

Cancer (June 21 - July 23)
Compatible with: Scorpio, Pisces, Taurus
You love to think everything through, but now’s not the time for that. Feel free to go for it, but don’t act like a psycho.

Scorpio (October 24 - November 22)
Compatible with: Cancer, Pisces, Virgo
Now is the time to be pensive, not act. You’re making a gigantic decision that requires more than five minutes of thought.