Bi-Weekly Horoscopes

Monday, March 22nd, 2010
Water Signs

Pisces (February 20 - March 20)
I know you’re patient, but it’s time to make a move already. You’ve waited long enough. And happy birthday! I know you’ve been waiting for that, too.

Cancer (June 21 - July 23)
You have a soft side that you don’t show enough. Show it, or don't, but remember that you don't have all the time in the world to choose whom you want to be.

Scorpio (October 24 - November 22)
You’re introverted and sometimes shy. Maybe you haven’t left the house in awhile and you fear the sun. Try stepping out of your comfort zone.

Fire Signs

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
If there’s something you really want to do, now is your moment. Haven’t you heard? The world is ending in 2012.

Leo (July 24 - August 23)
You’re hard to handle at times. "Frustrating" is a good way to describe you. But don’t fear; there’s still time for you to become whom everyone else wants you to be.

Sagittarius (November 23 - December 21)
You know how your parents got annoyed when you asked, “Why…why…why?” when they told you to do something? It was a good instinct, and your curious attitude will help in the adult world, too. Don’t be a follower.

Earth Signs

Taurus (April 20 - May 21)
You may be a homebody at heart, but try doing something out of the ordinary soon. Take off that apron or stop cleaning that grill and call a friend.

Virgo (August 24 - September 23)
You’re extremely cautious, which isn’t always bad. But sometimes you should leap before you look. Just make sure you don’t land face first.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Thinking logically is what you do, and this has served you well. But life is about to throw you a curve ball, so put on that catcher’s mitt!

Air Signs

Aquarius (January 21 - February 19)
You love your individuality, so let everyone see it. People will think you’re insane at first, but after a while they’ll get used to it.

Gemini (May 22 - June 20)
Although you’re very energetic, tone it down some. People will think you're a one-trick pony and won't take you seriously in the adult world.

Libra (September 24 - October 23)
You may think you know what’s right and wrong, but there is an in-between. You will run into purgatory, so prepare to see the shades of gray (12, actually) between black and white.