Bi-Weekly Horoscopes
Monday, March 22nd, 2010
Pisces (February 20 - March 20)
I know you’re patient, but it’s time to make a move already. You’ve waited long enough. And happy birthday! I know you’ve been waiting for that, too.
Cancer (June 21 - July 23)
Scorpio (October 24 - November 22)
Fire Signs
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Leo (July 24 - August 23)
You’re hard to handle at times. "Frustrating" is a good way to describe you. But don’t fear; there’s still time for you to become whom everyone else wants you to be.Sagittarius (November 23 - December 21)
Earth Signs
Taurus (April 20 - May 21)
You may be a homebody at heart, but try doing something out of the ordinary soon. Take off that apron or stop cleaning that grill and call a friend.
You may be a homebody at heart, but try doing something out of the ordinary soon. Take off that apron or stop cleaning that grill and call a friend.
Virgo (August 24 - September 23)
You’re extremely cautious, which isn’t always bad. But sometimes you should leap before you look. Just make sure you don’t land face first.
You’re extremely cautious, which isn’t always bad. But sometimes you should leap before you look. Just make sure you don’t land face first.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Thinking logically is what you do, and this has served you well. But life is about to throw you a curve ball, so put on that catcher’s mitt!
Air Signs
Aquarius (January 21 - February 19)
You love your individuality, so let everyone see it. People will think you’re insane at first, but after a while they’ll get used to it.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 19)
You love your individuality, so let everyone see it. People will think you’re insane at first, but after a while they’ll get used to it.
Gemini (May 22 - June 20)
Although you’re very energetic, tone it down some. People will think you're a one-trick pony and won't take you seriously in the adult world.
Although you’re very energetic, tone it down some. People will think you're a one-trick pony and won't take you seriously in the adult world.
Libra (September 24 - October 23)
You may think you know what’s right and wrong, but there is an in-between. You will run into purgatory, so prepare to see the shades of gray (12, actually) between black and white.
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